Boys will be Boys!!
There were two little boys selected to take part in the school play.
Each had a small line to relate. One being "Oh fair maid I have come to
snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope".
The second boy on hearing this, was to say, "Hark a pistol shot".
The night of the play came and found two very nervous boys, each
aware that their parents were sitting in the front row. Finally, it was
time for the first boy to speak, and being nervous, he said, "Oh fair maid I
have come to kiss your snatch, and fill your hole with soap".
On hearing this the second boy, even more upset, said, "Hark a
shipsol shot...a pistol shit...a pit shop...a shit pot...a cow shit...bull
shit...BOLLOCKS.....I didn't want to be in the fucking play in the
first place".
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