Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is have empty
Futurist: The glass is in the wrong half of the glass
Ada programmers: What type of milk is it
C programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the jug
Assembly programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the cow
BASIC programmers: No thanks I'm still breast feeding
MIS: I'll drink if you can give me until next year
Fussy Logic Guys: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk
Prolog programmers: I know I drank it - just don't ask me how
Non-procedural language Programmers: I drank it when nobody was looking
Pentium users: I drank glass .49999999999... but don't hold me to that
Windows user: Where's my straw
Mac User: Where's my pump
UNIX user: Nahh... too easy
Multimedia author; <slurp!>
Shareware games author: That glass is free but the next one you have to pay for
Security consultant: Where'd the rest of the milk go?
CIA: What makes you think it's milk
NSA: We know what it really is
SQA: I can validate it for you; then I can verify it. I just won't drink it
Copy protection crazes: Somebody drank have my milk and didn't pay for it
Free software foundation: That milk is the cow's contribution to mankind
Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk
Apple Computers: You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier
IBM: Rent the glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.
IRS: Thanks for getting your milk with holding correct this year
National news media: Hey we want OJ
Socialist: Since it belongs to us all --let's all drink some milk
Conservative: The liberals are giving milk away and they're using our money
Liberal: The conservatives are stealing milk from America's children
Fiscal Conservatives: Think of the money we'd save if we used smaller glasses
Libertarian: No one has the right to force the glass to hold the milk
Nudist Libertarian: No one has the right to force the milk to wear a container
