When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be
boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he
should be boss. The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted
to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with the explanation that
since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that
without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss. Then the
asshole applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard at
this that the asshole became mad and closed up.
After a few days...
The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the
eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the asshole
boss.
This proved that you don't have to be a brain to be boss...
Just an Asshole.
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