Most Embarrassing Stories
In Melbourne, one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the
winner $300....
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when
early one morning I received a call from his office that I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The
trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any
time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little
extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw
off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that
area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the
waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the
procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was
in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a
little surprised when he said "My... we have taken a little extra
effort this morning haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment over,
I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as
normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30
that evening my 18 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance,
when she called down from the bathroom, "Mum -- where's my washcloth?" I
called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No -- I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter
and sparkles in it."
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