Three men died and went to heaven...
Three men died and went to heaven...Upon their arrival, St. Peter
asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted
to two affairs during his marriage...St Peter told him that he could
receive only a compact car to drive in heaven.
Then St. Peter asked the second man if he had been faithful to his
wife, and the man admitted to one affair. St. Peter told him that he
would be given a midsize car to drive.
The third man was asked about his faithfulness, and he told St. Peter
he had been true to his wife until the day he died. St. Peter praised
him and gave him a luxury car.
A week later the three men were driving around, and they all stopped
at a red light. The men in the compact and midsize cars turned to see
the man in the luxury car crying...They asked him what could possibly
be the matter...after all, he was driving a luxury car.
I just passed my wife...he told them, and she was on a skateboard.
Sent in by christiæn buÿsers.
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